There once was a man from Kilkenny
who swallowed a very big penny
Oh, the coin, it was large
and as wide as a barge
it was a pity he couldn’t spend any.
There once was a man from Kilkenny
who swallowed a very big penny
Oh, the coin, it was large
and as wide as a barge
it was a pity he couldn’t spend any.
There once was a teacher from Berlin,
who downsized to live in a bin,
the class where she’d been
were surprised to see
her begin from the bin she was in.
There once was a teacher from Liverpool,
whose face was as wide as a stool,
he stood and he sung
the kids laughing as one,
and he said “Why are you laughing at all?”